ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
