I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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