its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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