I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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