So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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