Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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