I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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