You're so nebulous sometimes
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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