You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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