Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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