We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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