i would punch a child for taco bell
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
