I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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