I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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