She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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