But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.