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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..

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(413): Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative.. http://tfl.nu/iby4

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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.

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(415): i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world. http://tfl.nu/0s72

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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.

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(617): She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her. http://tfl.nu/25nb

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it was like fucking gandolphs beard

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(405): it was like fucking gandolphs beard http://tfl.nu/vnqc

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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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(514): i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving http://tfl.nu/yrvc

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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times

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(775): My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times http://tfl.nu/d78u

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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(863): Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day. http://tfl.nu/qpfj

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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.

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(763): Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage. http://tfl.nu/62w3

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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate

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(509): I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate http://tfl.nu/14fu

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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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(780): You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me http://tfl.nu/3d09

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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.

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(404): I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks. http://tfl.nu/r45q

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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS

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(512): BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS http://tfl.nu/z5cf

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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

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(513): Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse. http://tfl.nu/2bnv

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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?

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(765): Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots? http://tfl.nu/q4x4

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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?

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(410): the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right? http://tfl.nu/bfic

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