I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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