you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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