she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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