apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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