You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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