can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.