Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
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We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.