you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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