Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
3pm strippers are depressing
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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