no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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