dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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