Got a toothbrush?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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