Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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