Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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