I puked a lego.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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