what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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