Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.