Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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