and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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