Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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