You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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