can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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