Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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