Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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You need Xanax blowdarts
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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