so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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