It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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