She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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