Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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