so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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