I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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