i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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