We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I can't put those talents on a resume
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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