I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you have to choose: penises or morals?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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