Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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