i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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