You don't have asthma, your pregnant
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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