we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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